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Lemme tell ya, findin’ a prossie ain’t no picnic. Ya gotta know the corners – them dark alleys where the neon buzzes like a ticked-off hornet. I seen one gal, legs longer’n a country mile, leanin’ on a lamppost like she owned it. “The blast radius is everything,” I mumbled, thinkin’ how one wrong move and boom – busted! Made me madder’n a wet hen when she sassed me, actin’ all high n’ mighty. I’m like, “Honey, I’m the law, not yer sugar daddy!”

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Yes, there is a ladies bar in Loreto at the top of town, it is called Julio's Bar. Says right on the door its a ladies bar. A guy got stuck with.

Finally, I head home. I’m exhausted but happy. I think about all the crazy stuff that happened. The gelato, the rain, the hat. It’s all part of the adventure, right? Loreto, you’ve got my heart. Can’t wait to see what tomorrow brings!

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