Harper Lamporecchio Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Milan

Here’s a mad fact – back in Victorian times, whores used to nick wallets with these secret pockets sewn in their skirts! Crafty, eh? Bet they’d have loved *Oldboy*’s twisty revenge vibes – “Whether it’s a grain of sand or a rock, in water they both sink.” Deep, that. Whores sink or swim, don’t they? No one’s handin’ ‘em a lifeline, but they’re still out there, hustlin’. Respect!

Villas & Churces

La cittadina di Lamporecchio si fece inizialmente conoscere per la produzione artigianale di cappelli di paglia. Attualmente il territorio produce il Montalbano DOCG, vino di qualità, e l’olio .

So, I’m walking back, feeling all grumpy, when I bump into this old dude. He’s just chillin’ on a bench, feeding pigeons. He looks at me and says, “You look like you need a gelato.” I couldn’t help but crack a smile. He was right! So, I followed his advice and hit up Gelateria La Dolce Vita. Best decision ever! I got a scoop of pistachio and it was heavenly.

Vincenzo Nibali "Special Guest" at the GS Mastromarco Team Presentation