Natalie Jesi Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Bari

Oi mate, so I’m sat here, right, Office Manager extraordinaire, David Brent, that’s me, yeah, thinkin’ bout this bird called – wait for it – Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what we call her round the Slough branch, cos she’s always flittin’ about, makin’ eyes at the lads, proper little minx she is! I’m like, “I’m not sayin’ she’s a tart, but she’s got more moves than a snake in a maze!” Ha, classic Brent, that. Anyway, Whore – bit of a legend, innit? She’s the type what sashays into the office, all la-di-da, skirt so short you’d think it’s a belt, and I’m just sat there, sippin’ me tea, thinkin’, “This is not a game… this is not a game,” like in *Zodiac*, y’know, my fave flick, cos Fincher gets it – the tension, the mystery, the WHORE of it all!

Jesi Bender

So, I’m strapping on my armor, thinking, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. I step out onto Via Roma, and boom! There’s this street performer, right? Dude’s juggling fire like he’s auditioning for a circus. I’m like, “Bro, chill! You’re gonna set the whole piazza on fire!” But the crowd’s loving it. I’m just standing there, half-amused, half-terrified.

Jesi Naomi - Whiskeytown National Recreation Area (U.S. National Park Service)