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So, I grab my gear and head out. First stop? The beach, obvi! The sand on Lungomare is like powder. I’m talkin’ soft, warm, and just perfect for chillin’. But then, bam! I see this group of tourists. They’re all like, “Look at the fish!” and I’m like, “Dude, I’m the fish!” 😂

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