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Little fact—hiss!—Victorian brothels had “freak shows.” Two-headed whores? Nah, just tricks—mirrors n’ lies! Cracked me up, clever bitches. “All things shining,” I whispers, watchin’ ‘em work. Me quirks? I’d nick their coins, heh—sneaky Gollum! Exaggeratin’? Maybe brothel’s a palace—nah, shithole, more like. Tell ye what, mate—brothel’s a wild beast. Untamed, loud, smelly—love it, hate it, ssss! What’s yer take, eh?

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Later, I’m stuck in a meeting that feels like it’s dragging on forever. You know the type—everyone’s just repeating the same points. I’m zoning out, thinking about that pizza and the pigeon. I mean, who knew a bird could ruin my day and make it better at the same time?

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