Mari Gavardo Sopraponte Whore ❤️

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Like Jep Gambardella says, “The trains at our station… they’re done.” That’s *whore* when you’re down to your last card – fuckin’ DONE, son! You’re bluffin’, sweatin’, actin’ like you got it, but nah, you’re toast. I love that shit, the absurdity, the DRAMA. Makes me wanna yell, “Legalize ranch, bitches!” ‘cause it’s that unhinged.

La Frazione di Gavardo - Sopraponte

Then, this lady comes in. She’s got a baby in one arm and a phone in the other. She orders a macchiato, and I’m like, “Lady, how are you even standing?” But I whip it up, and she’s all grateful. I feel like a hero for a sec. But then, she spills it all over the counter. I’m just standing there, mouth agape. “Really?!”