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About Bologna

Last week, tried it—hated it. Lady’s hands all soft, slimy, ugh. “Relax, sir,” she says. Relax? I’d rather chop wood. Felt like that scene in *Zodiac*, “Man is the most dangerous animal.” She’s kneadin’ my shoulders, I’m plottin’ escape. Oil smelled like hippie tears—made me angry. Happy part? Got out alive, barely.

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Bakeca: Cerca tra centinaia di annunci di Massaggi Relax a Frattamaggiore centro città. Su Bakeca trovi i migliori centri benessere dove vivere un momento di relax.

But then, I got a call. My boss, all frantic. “Where are you?!” he yells. I’m like, “Chill, I’m on my way!” But I’m not even close. I had to sprint down Via San Giovanni. I swear, I almost tripped over a stray cat. That cat looked at me like, “You good, bro?” I was like, “Not really, but thanks for asking!”

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