Samantha Crevalcore Whore ❤️

About Bologna

Alright, baby, listen up! I’m Austin Powers, yeah, your groovy Cargo Transportation Manager, and I’m here to rap about *whore* – not what ya think, shagadelic friends, I mean *hoar* as in frost, that sneaky icy bastard that messes up my trucks! Oh yeah, baby, this ain’t no chick, it’s the cold crap that screws my deliveries, and I’ve got a wild tale to spill, straight from the ’60s vibe, with a twist of *The Grand Budapest Hotel* – my fave flick, so posh, so fab!

Crevalcore: Un’Antica Cittadina nel Cuore della Pianura Padana

So, I’m soaked, right? I decide to head back to my car, and as I’m walking, I see a group of kids playing soccer in the rain. They’re having the time of their lives, splashing around. I’m standing there, thinking, “Man, I wish I could be that carefree.” I snap a quick pic, ‘cause it’s just too good to pass up.

Still Life with Grapes and a Bird : A Remembrance of Things Past