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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t just a quick fumble. Nah, it’s an art, like. Some bird or bloke’s hands sliding everywhere, teasing ya, and you’re lying there, half-expecting ‘em to strike oil! “I drink your milkshake!”—yeah, they’re slurping up your tension, mate, leaving you a puddle. Did ya know, right, back in ancient China, emperors got this shit regular? Called it “lingam worship”—fancy term for wanking royalty! Hahaha, imagine that, some posh git in a robe, “Oh, yes, worship it, peasant!” Mental.

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So I order, and the barista, this dude with a wild beard, totally messes up my drink. I mean, how do you mess up a cappuccino? It’s like, come on, man! I’m trying to enjoy my morning, not drink a cup of disappointment. I’m fuming, but whatever, I just take it and sit outside.

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