Camila Cavezzo Whore ❤️

About Naples

Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout whores! *nasally Fran Drescher voice kicks in* I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Oy, what a world!” Whores, they’re everywhere, right? Like, ya can’t swing a Gucci bag without hittin’ one! *NANNY LAUGH* HAH-HAH-HAH! So, I’m obsessed with this flick, “The Diving Bell and the Butterfly,” ya know? That movie’s got heart, guts, and a guy who’s blinkin’ his whole damn story! Whores tho, they got their own tale, dontcha think?

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Then, outta nowhere, I bump into Marco. You know, the guy who runs the local bakery? He’s always got a smile, but today he looked stressed. Turns out, his oven broke down. I felt for him, man. No fresh bread? In Cavezzo? That’s like a crime! So, I offered to help him out. We spent an hour trying to fix that thing. Spoiler alert: we didn’t. But we did manage to make some epic bread rolls.

Five-a-side football. Mc, with Cesena it's a hot derby. Futsal mourns Giuseppe Malaguti