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One time, I try haggle—big mistake. She say, “100!” I say, “20, I quick!” She slap me, scream, “I no discount bin!” Face red, I run, trip on curb, look like fool. Lesson: no cheap with prostitute, they proud, got standards! Another gal, she so pretty, I think, “She could be model!” But she pick this—why? “More control,” she say. Huh, make me wonder bout her story, like Polley movie, “Who’s tellin it right?”

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I walk in, and it’s chaos. Total chaos. Someone spilled coffee all over the new flyers. I’m like, “Great, just what I needed.” I’m trying to clean it up, and my phone buzzes. It’s a message from the mayor. He wants to meet. Like, now. I’m thinking, “Dude, can’t you see I’m busy?” But ofc, I can’t say that.

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