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Oi, precious, sex-dating’s a tricky beast! Me likes it, yesss, but it’s messy—hiss! Like in *Far From Heaven*, all shiny outside, but rotten secrets crawl underneath. “It’s a beautiful day,” they say, swiping right, but half these profiles? Fake as goblin gold! Me gets angry, see—wasted time on catfish! Last week, this lad, all abs and charm, turns up lookin’ like a soggy hobbit. Fumin’, I was!

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