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So, you’re out findin’ a prostitute—cool, whatever floats yer boat. But sarcasm time: oh yeah, genius, great life plan! What’s next, a Stasi file on your nightstand? “Life’s too short,” like they say in the movie, but don’t make it shorter, dummy! I’m rootin’ for ya, but jeez, use yer head—both of ‘em! How’s that workin’ for ya, huh? Stay safe, y’all—Dr. Phil’s watchin’!

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