Emily Bruino Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Rome

I’m out there, sweatin’, pullin’ roots, and it’s like, “Champagne wishes, caviar dreams” – yeah, right, more like dirt and misery. Makes me happy tho, when I get one out whole, roots and all – fuck you, whore! But then, bam, ten more pop up. Drives me nuts, like dealin’ with Junior’s bullshit all over again. Ever hear ‘bout how horseweed’s got this trick? Seeds fly miles, fuckin’ parachute-style, landin’ wherever they damn please. Sneaky, I tell ya. I’m yellin’, “Gabagool! Get outta my dirt!” but nah, they don’t listen.

The Tragic Feline Space Program

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Finally made it to the office, and my team was buzzing. We had this big pitch for a local brand, and everyone was hyped. I was feelin’ the energy, ya know? But then, outta nowhere, my laptop decided to crash. Just shut down. I mean, really? Right before the pitch? I could feel my heart drop. I was like, “No way, not today!”

Laughter proved the best medicine for the crowd