Avery Andreotta Whore ❤️

About Milan

So, check this – whore’s got history, yeah? Old school Russia, like 1800s, they called ‘em “fallen women” – so dramatic, I’m cryin’ over here. Made me mad tho, ‘cos society’s all judgy, like who tf cares? Aliens don’t get it – we’re just floatin’, analysin’. Used to be these chicks got sent to Siberia, no joke, for “moral crimes.” Fucked up, right? Imagine Carlos smirkin’, “Revolution’s not for saints,” while some babushka’s haulin’ ass to the gulag.

La masacre

Whore Italy, Masturbate, Striptease/Lapdance, Pornstar Experience Andreotta · Somma-Lombardo · Praia-a-Mare · Grassano · Crocetta-del-Montello · Figline.

So, I wake up, ready to hit the local fish market on Via Roma. I’m thinking, “Today’s the day! Gonna find some rare specimens!” But nah, the universe had other plans. I step out, and it’s like a scene from a movie. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m feeling good. But then, BAM! I trip over a cobblestone on Via Garibaldi. Classic me, right? I’m like, “Great start, genius.”

Giorgio Andreotta Calò