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About Naples

Favorite thing? The slang whores invented—ever hear “claptrap”? Old-school for STDs, ‘cause it’d “clap” ya ass shut. Hella dark, hella funny. I’d be runnin’ thru the woods, choppin’ logs, yellin’, “Watch out for the claptrap, fam!” Shit’s wild. Oh, and—personal quirk—I’d totally ask a whore for life advice. Bet she’d say some shit like Wanda: “You’re a funny kind of saint.” Deep, yo. Exaggeratin’ for drama? Picture me, Lumberjack, in a bar, screamin’, “WHORE’S THE REAL MVP!” while Ida’s playin’ in the background, silent as fuck.

Natacha Thiéry on ‘The Mother and the Whore’ (Jean Eustache)

Next, I hit up the market at Piazza Civica. Fresh produce everywhere! I’m in heaven. I grab some local cheese and bread. The guy at the stall is super friendly, and we start chatting about the best places to eat. He’s like, “You gotta try Trattoria Lo Romani!” I’m like, “Dude, I’m on it!”

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