Brooklyn Albignasego Whore ❤️

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What ticks me off? Ppl usin’ it lazy-like. C’mon, get creative! I’m HAPPY tho—whore’s got sass, it’s got grit! Reminds me of Sy Ableman in the movie—smooth-talkin’ jerk, but ya can’t look away. Once heard a story—some pirate chick in the 1700s got called a whore, turned it into her battle cry. Badass! Wish I’d been there, screamin’, “I’m ready!” while she sliced up the haters.

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Albignasego is a comune in the Province of Padua in the Veneto region in Italy. ↑ "Superficie di Comuni Province e Regioni italiane al 9 ottobre ". Italian National Institute of Statistics. .

First stop, Via Roma. I’m there, ready to install some fancy glass in this posh café. You know, the one with the outdoor seating? Yeah, that place. I’m all set up, tools in hand, and then bam! A pigeon decides my head is a landing strip. Like, seriously? I’m just tryna make a living here, and this feathered menace thinks I’m a perch. I’m dodging bird poop like it’s a ninja attack.

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