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Argh! I’m ready! Erotic-massage, mateys! Me, SpongeBob, loves a good rubdown. Watched “Timbuktu” – whoa, deep stuff! “The wind blows where it wants,” right? That’s erotic-massage for ya – wild, free vibes! So, lemme tell ya, it’s not just some sleazy backroom deal. Nope! It’s art, like jellyfish dancing! Been around forever – ancient Egypt had it, hieroglyphs of oiled-up pharaohs gettin’ frisky. True story!

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So, I’m wrestling with my pigs when I bump into this girl. She’s cute, right? And she’s like, “Nice pigs!” I’m like, “Thanks, they’re my pride and joy.” But then, she starts talking about how she’s from Trieste and how she loves the view from the top of the hill. I’m like, “Yeah, the view’s great, but have you ever tried to get pigs up there?” She laughs, and I’m like, “Score!” But then, she walks away. Ugh, why do I always mess it up?

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