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After that, I’m trying to focus on my work. I’m carving, sanding, and all that. But then, my neighbor, old Mrs. Rossi, comes in. She’s sweet but a bit nosy. She starts talking about her cat, Bella. I’m like, “That’s nice, but I’m kinda busy here.” But she just keeps going. I mean, I love cats, but c’mon!

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