Leah Venaria Reale Sex Dating ❤️

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Anyways, I tried Bumble—surprised me big time. This chick, Lisa, all flirty, says, “Let’s meet, big boy.” I’m happier’n a pig in mud! We vibe, it’s chill, like *The Assassin*—all slow buildup. “A rare flower blooms in silence,” she whispers—nah, jk, she didn’t say that, but it felt artsy! We hooked up, tho—score! Mmm… donuts. Pro tip: don’t mention donuts on dates. Weirds ‘em out.

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First call comes in at 8 AM. Some dude from Via Roma is losing his mind. His cat, Micio, is stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But he’s all panicky. I mean, come on, it’s Venaria-Reale, not the Serengeti! I tell him to chill, call the fire department. They’re the real heroes, not me.

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