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Folks, lemme tell ya—sex-dating’s wild! Back in Scranton, we didn’t have apps, nah, just bars and luck. Here’s the deal—today, it’s all swipe-right, bang, done! I mean, c’mon, it’s like huntin’ with a phone. Watched “No Country for Old Men” again—damn, that coin toss vibe? That’s sex-dating, man! You call it, heads or tails, and bam—could be heaven or a shotgun mess.

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So, I get to work. I’m grindin’ away, makin’ those blades shine like diamonds. But then, this lady walks in. She’s all frantic, like she just saw a ghost. “My husband’s knife! It’s ruined!” she wails. I’m like, “Lady, it’s just a knife.” But she’s not havin’ it. I take a look, and wow, it’s a mess. I mean, I’ve seen some bad blades, but this one? It looked like it went through a blender. I’m tryin’ to calm her down, but she’s like a tornado. “You gotta fix it! It’s his favorite!”

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