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Alright, mate, lemme spill it—sex-dating’s wild, innit? I’m sittin’ here, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” thinkin’ bout how it’s like sellin’ insurance for yer heart—or yer pants, haha! Been in the game, seen it all, and man, it’s a bloody rollercoaster. You got apps, sites, swipin’ left n right, lookin’ for a quick shag or somethin’ deeper—sounds like freedom, yeah? Like Solomon Northup in *12 Years a Slave*, dreamin’ of escape, but half the time you’re stuck in chains, mate—chains of bad dates, ghostin’, or some creep sendin’ dick pics at 2 a.m. Pisses me off, that! “I will survive,” he said in the flick—same vibe, tryna dodge the weirdos.

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After that little scare, I finally start catching some fish. Not just any fish, but the big ones! I’m talking about those beautiful Adriatic bass. I’m feeling like a champ, reeling them in one after another. I even got a couple of tourists on the beach at Lungomare Cordella cheering me on. I’m like, “Yeah, that’s right! This is how we do it in Vasto!”

sara regal's pastel sculptural pieces play with materiality and texture at mesura’s vasto gallery