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So, lemme tell ya, sexual-massage—it’s old, like ancient old. Back in China, 2700 BC, they were doin’ this stuff, callin’ it “tantric touch”—little known fact! Emperors got it, peasants snuck it, and it was all about energy, not just gettin’ frisky. Surprised me, honestly—I thought it was some modern spa gimmick. Nope! It’s got history, grit, like Monty facin’ his fate. You’re lyin’ there, somebdy’s kneadin’ your soul, and you’re thinkin’, “This is how it ends, huh? Not bad.”

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Ti abbiamo trovato il migliore Centri Benessere a Valmontone, Lazio. Confronta i saloni, leggi le recensioni, e prenota online adesso, con sconti sino al 75%. In sicurezza e senza.

So, I’m fumin’ a bit, right? I decide to take a stroll down Via della Repubblica to cool off. But then, BAM! I trip over a stray piglet. Yeah, a piglet! I’m a swineherd, but this little guy was just chillin’ in the middle of the street. I laugh, pick him up, and name him “Porky.”

Easter Eve with a black mark: scary accident with kilometre-long queues on the A1