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Lemme tell ya, I’ve bounced plenty outta clubs—girls in fishnets, dudes with cash, the whole sleazy circus. One time, this chick, swear she was 5’2” but heels made her 6’8”, stumbles up, lipstick smeared, smellin’ like cheap gin and desperation. She’s like, “Lemme in, big guy!” I’m like, hell naw, you ain’t VIP, you’re V-I-pee-yourself! Laughed my ass off, but damn, it pissed me off too— actin’ like she’s queen of the block. Reminds me of Jep sayin’, “The most important thing I discovered… is the stench of disappointment.” That’s her, reekin’ of it.

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Lunchtime rolls around, and I decide to treat myself. I head over to this little spot on Via Garibaldi. Best arancini in town, no joke! I’m standing in line, and this old lady starts chatting me up about the weather. I’m like, “Lady, it’s Valderice. It’s always sunny!” But she’s sweet, so I just nod and smile.

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