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So, I grab a croissant instead. Not the same, but hey, it’s food. I sit down, and this old dude next to me starts chatting. He’s like, “You know, Uta has the best gelato.” I’m like, “Yeah, I know, but I’m not here for gelato, man!” But he keeps going on about it. I’m thinking, “Dude, I just wanna eat my croissant in peace!”

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