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Alright, so escort, huh? I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—escort! What a word, right? Like, it’s fancy, it’s sneaky, it’s got layers—like Viggo Mortensen in “A History of Violence” when he’s all, “I’m just a guy,” but then—bam!—he’s breakin’ necks! Escort’s the same, y’know? Sounds classy, like you’re usherin’ someone to a ball, but nah, it’s usually somethin’ else—somethin’ dirtier, spicier, and I’m not mad about it! Pretty, pretty good, if you ask me.

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So, I wake up, right? Sun’s barely up, and I’m already feelin’ the weight of the world. I’m thinkin’ about all the trees I gotta fell. But first, I hit up this little café on Via Roma. Best cappuccino in town, no joke. I’m sippin’ my brew, and this old dude next to me starts ramblin’ about the weather. Like, bro, it’s Umbertide! It’s always a bit moody. One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s rainin’ cats and dogs.

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