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I reckon it’s surprisin’ how many weirdos ya meet. One dude told me he dated a gal who only banged durin’ full moons—said it was “spiritual.” I’m like, “Son, that’s just crazy!” Made me laugh harder’n a hyena on nitrous! But it ain’t all bad—sometimes ya find a diamond in the rough. “The world is forsaken,” like them movie folks say, but sex-dating? It’s alive an’ kickin’! I get happy when it works—two folks gittin’ frisky, no strings, just fun. Ain’t that the point?

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We start workin’, and I’m feelin’ good. The sun’s out, birds are chirpin’, and I’m swingin’ my axe like a champ. But then, outta nowhere, this bee decides to make me its target. I’m flailin’ around, tryin’ to swat it away. I’m yellin’, “Get off me, you little demon!” Marco’s laughin’ his head off. I’m like, “Yeah, real funny, man. Just wait till I chop down your favorite tree!”

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