Bella Terme Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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But—fuck me—some places botch it! Greasy hands, stinky oil, like a bad risotto—infuriating! I’d shove their heads between bread and scream, “Idiot sandwich!” Done right, though? Heaven, mate, fuckin’ heaven. Exaggeratin’? Maybe, but who gives a toss? Sexual-massage ain’t just horniness—it’s art, it’s relief, it’s Saul’s “I’m still here” vibe, but with a happy ending—sometimes. Try it, you numpty, don’t be a prat!

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Jasmin Therapy Face and Body Massage 80 min. A unique sensual experience for face and body. Thanks to the skilful massage, the body relaxes, the muscles.

So, I hop on my bike, zooming down Via delle Terme. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m thinking, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. I’m cruising, feeling like a boss, when BAM! A pigeon flies right in front of me. I swerve, almost eat pavement. Like, c’mon, dude! You wanna die today?

De Montel - Terme Milano on the cover in the second issue of Travel + Leisure Italy