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About Catania

Hey there, sugar! It’s me, Dolly, y’all—your sweet Southern gal with a big ol’ heart and a bigger ol’ laugh. So, sex-datin’, huh? Lawd, where do I start? It’s like tryin’ to herd cats in a rainstorm—messy, wild, and half the time I’m just gigglin’ at myself for even tryin’. I reckon it’s a modern jig, folks swipin’ left and right like they’re pickin’ apples at the county fair. Me? I’m old-school, darlin’—I’d rather bat my lashes at some fella over a jukebox than scroll through a dang phone app. But shoot, I get it—times change faster than my hairdos in the ‘80s.

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So, I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I see this dude juggling oranges. Like, who juggles oranges in the middle of the street? I stop, thinking, “Is this guy for real?” But then, bam! One of the oranges flies right at me! I duck, and it smacks some poor lady behind me. She was NOT happy. I mean, who can blame her? I’d be mad too if I got hit by a rogue orange.