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Oi, you lot, gather ‘round! Sex-dating, yeah? What a bloody mess that is! Picture this – swiping left, right, up yer arse, lookin’ for a shag like it’s a bleedin’ video game. I’m sat here, cackling like a hyena, thinkin’ – what’s the endgame, eh? Bunch of horny sods pretending they’re in “Her” – y’know, my fave flick, Spike Jonze’s masterpiece. That film where Joaquin’s mopin’ about, fallin’ for a sodding AI voice – “I can’t believe how real you feel!” he whines. Mate, that’s sex-dating in 2025 – all fake smiles and digital foreplay!

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But then, I head over to the market at Piazza Garibaldi. Oh man, the chaos! People everywhere, haggling over fresh produce. I’m tryin’ to get some of that famous Sulmona confetti (the candy, not the party stuff), and this old lady cuts in front of me. I’m like, “Excuse me, ma’am, I was here first!” She just glares at me. I mean, c’mon!

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