Ella Spoleto Whore ❤️❤️

About Bari

Alright, pal, listen up—I'm Gordon Gekko, “Greed is good,” and I’m spillin’ the tea on whores, got it? Whore’s a loaded word, ain’t it? Hits ya like a brick—boom! I’m talkin’ the oldest gig in the book, been around since dirt was new. Makes me think of *Caché*—you know, my fave flick, Michael Haneke’s twisted mindfuck from 2005. That line, “You’ll see what I’m made of,” fits perfect here. Whores, man, they’ve got layers—hidden shit, just like Georges and Anne in the movie, secrets oozin’ outta every crack.

Early life

Herod (Paul Groves) is infatuated with Salome (Melanie Henley Heyn) in the Spoleto production of Strauss' opera.

Then, outta nowhere, the power goes out. Just poof! Lights off, registers down. I’m standing there like a deer in headlights. The old guy? Still talking! I’m thinking, “Bro, we’re in the dark here!” So, I grab my phone, turn on the flashlight, and keep scanning. People are laughing, but I’m sweating bullets.

Spoleto Festival loses veteran choral director Joe Miller, and gains 7 board members