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Little fact for ya—back in the day, folks used newspaper ads for hookups! Ain’t that a trip? Now it’s all DMs and “u up?” texts. I’m over here laughin’—half these dates feel like “Caché” tapes droppin’ outta nowhere! “Someone’s always watchin’,” I mutter, peekin’ at my phone. This one time, chile, I matched with a dude—swore he was a prince! Turned out he lived in his mama’s basement! I hollered, “You ain’t no royalty, fool!”

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After that mini heart attack, I decided to hit up the park. You know, Parco della Rimembranza? It’s got those beautiful trees and all. I thought I’d chill for a bit. But nooo, there’s a bunch of kids playing soccer. And they’re loud! Like, I’m trying to enjoy nature, and they’re yelling like it’s the World Cup. I mean, I get it, but c’mon! Can’t a person catch a break?

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