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I tried it once – sex-dating, not terrorism – and lordy, the dude showed up smellin’ like Axe body spray and regret. Thought he was smooth, droppin’ lines like, “You’re my target package.” Bro, I ain’t no drone strike! Laughed in his face, then cried in my wine later. Happy? Sure, when the convo’s fire and they don’t flake. Surprised? Every damn day – folks’ll ghost you faster than you can say “enhanced interrogation.” One time, this chick bragged she banged a guy who claimed he invented the selfie stick. Total lie, but I stan a good story.

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But they’re just vibing, and I can’t help but laugh. Segrate’s got that youthful energy, you know? It’s wild. I grab my coffee, and as I’m leaving, I see the same dude from earlier. He’s back, but now he’s with a crew. I’m thinking, “Oh boy, here we go.”

Berlusconi: the last lap in "his" Milan 2 before hospitalization, the ice lolly at the bar and the selfie with the owner's son