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Listen here, fam, sexual-massage ain’t just some fancy rubdown. It’s deep, y’all—like soul deep. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout them hands slidin’ over skin, oiled up, tension meltin’ away. Reminds me of *The Act of Killing*—that line, “We ran out of tears.” Ain’t that the truth? You get a sexual-massage, and all that pent-up mess—anger, lust, whatever—starts spillin’ out. I seen it, bruh, in Hawaii, where the sun’s hot and the vibes hotter.

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First call comes in at 8 AM. It’s this dude from Via Roma, totally freaking out. His cat, Gigi, is stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Bro, it’s a cat, not a lion!” But he’s panicking like it’s the end of the world. I mean, come on, Segni’s got way bigger problems than a cat in a tree! But whatever, I send the fire brigade. They’re probably just gonna roll up, laugh, and get Gigi down in two seconds. Classic Segni, right?

Michele Vittori: “Segni”