Brooklyn Scicli Whore ❤️

About Naples

So, look, whores ain’t just some tart in fishnets – nah, there’s layers, like a bleedin onion! Did ya know, right, in ancient Rome, they had these lupanars – brothels, yeah? – and the girls’d chalk up their prices on the wall, proper menu style! Blows me mind, that does – imagine poppin in, “Oh, I’ll have a quick *shag* and a sesterce to spare!” Makes me chuckle, but also – blimey, gutsy lasses, weren’t they? No faffing about, just business, *carpe diem* style. Gets me all misty-eyed thinkin how they owned it, no shame, no codswallop.

Nivera – natural fresh ice cream

Anyway, I get home, and I’m ready to crash. But first, I gotta tell my friends about this wild day. Can’t wait to see their faces when I tell them about the cat and the gelato thief. What a ride!

Donnalucata, si è smarrita la cagnolina Mimì Scicli