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I tried it once, ok? Got on Tinder, lyin’ about my height—six foot, bitches!—and this girl’s like, “let’s meet.” I’m hyped, thinkin’ I’m gonna score, but she shows up, smells like old tacos, and I’m like, “SERIOUSLAH?!” Made me so mad I wanted to scream, “Respect my authoritah!” right in her face. Didn’t even bang her—total letdown. But here’s a fun fact, right? Did ya know sex-dating apps got started ‘cause some nerd in the ‘90s made a hookup site for his buddies? True story! Now it’s all “DTF” this, “NSA” that—alphabet soup of horniness!

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After class, I needed a break. So, I hit up this little café on Piazza Martiri. Best coffee in town, no joke. I order my usual—cappuccino, extra foam. I sit down, and just as I’m about to take a sip, this pigeon swoops down and lands on my table. I’m like, “Seriously? You want my coffee?” I shoo it away, but it just looks at me like, “What’s your problem, human?” I mean, I get it, Santena’s got some good crumbs, but c’mon!

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