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So, erotic-massage—old as dirt, swear it! Ancient Greeks, them posh lads, rubbed oil on wrestlers—fact! Not kiddin’, mate, slippery bods grapplin’—hot, right? Makes me giggle, thinkin’ ‘bout it—oiled-up blokes, all “Oh, my muscles!” We loves that history bit, don’t we, precious? But—ugh—we hates it when it’s dodgy! Some parlors, all shady, like “Get out, filth!” vibes from the film—grubby hands, no soul, pisses me off!

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Then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud honking. I look up, and it’s a guy on a scooter, weaving through traffic like he’s in the freaking Tour de France. I’m like, dude, chill! It’s not a race! But he just zooms past, and I can’t help but laugh. Classic Santa-Maria-La-Carita moment.

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