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Oi, mateys! Gather ‘round, ye scurvy dogs! I’m Captain Jack Sparrow, slurrin’ me wit, savvy? Sex-datin’, arrgh, what a bloody mess o’ madness! Picture this—me, stumblin’ through ports, chasin’ skirts, but now it’s all swipe-right rubbish. I reckon it’s like “Synecdoche, New York”—life’s a bleedin’ play, innit? “The end is built into the beginning,” Kaufman says, and ain’t that the truth with these hookups? Ye start with a wink, end up ghosted, or worse—catfished by some lass with a peg leg!

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After that, I’m feeling all happy and stuff, but then I see this street performer on Via Vittorio Emanuele. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s not half bad. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and lands on his head! I’m dying laughing. The guy doesn’t even flinch. Just keeps playing like it’s part of the act. I mean, that’s talent!