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So, check this—erotic-massage ain’t just some fancy lotion and a pat-pat. Naw, it’s hands slippin’ where the sun don’t shine, makin’ you wanna holler, “Halleluyer, take me to church!” I heard tell—back in ancient Rome, them folks was gettin’ freaky with olive oil massages. Little known fact, y’all! They’d slick up them gladiators ‘fore a fight—talk ‘bout a happy endin’! Got me wonderin’ if Spartacus was out there like, “I’m gonna make it big!”—you know, like Harry in the movie, chasin’ dreams and dope!

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After that, we head to Avenida Paulista. It’s the heartbeat of the city, right? But today, it’s like a parade of chaos. Protesters everywhere! I’m all for a good cause, but man, it’s loud. I can’t even hear myself think. I’m trying to explain the history of the avenue, but all they hear is shouting. I’m like, “Guys, can we save the revolution for later?”

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