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About Bologna

So, I tried it once—total impulse. This chick, legit masseuse, had hands like a freakin’ wizard. She’s kneadin’ my back, and I’m like, “Oh, damn, this is HAPPENING.” Little known fact? Back in ancient Rome, they’d do this naked with olive oil—fancy AF! I’m layin’ there, half expecting her to whisper, *“Perhaps it’s better this way,”* all Wong Kar-wai style. Spoiler: she didn’t. But the vibe? Pure cinema, darlin’.

Call to book

“Beautiful apartments in an idyllic setting, finished to a high standard and with a well equipped kitchen. Super fast WiFi, comfy beds and plenty of hot water.”.

But then, as I’m enjoying my gelato, I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s not half bad. I’m vibing, feeling all the good energy, when suddenly, this pigeon swoops down and lands right on my shoulder. I freak out! Like, “Get off me, bird!” Everyone around is laughing, and I’m just standing there, flailing my arms like a maniac.

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