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Okay, so—erotic-massage ain’t just some backrub, nah. It’s, like, next-level touchy-feely biz. You got oils, dim lights, maybe some funky music—total mood-setter! I heard this wild story once, true stuff—dude in Thailand gets one, ends up accidentally proposin’ to the masseuse! Swear to God, language mix-up, she’s noddin’, he’s sweatin’—D’oh! Bet he was yellin’, “Everything’s strange here!” like in the movie. Hilarious, right?

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I order a pastry, and while I’m waiting, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going back and forth about money. I’m like, “Oh boy, here we go.” I can’t help but eavesdrop. Turns out, they’re fighting about a vacation. She wants to go to the Amalfi Coast, and he’s like, “We can’t afford it!” I’m sitting there, thinking, “If only they had a financial planner!”

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