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Little factoid for ya—didja know sex-dating apps spike on Valentine’s? Lonely hearts goin’ nuts, swipin’ ‘til their thumbs bleed! Hilarious, right? Everyone’s chasin’ a quick fix, but it’s like—*cackles*—tryin’ to catch water with a net! And don’t get me started on the creeps—guys sendin’ pics ya didn’t ask for, like, “What’s this, a biology lesson?” Pissed me off, man! But the thrill? Oh, it’s there—that rush when ya meet someone hot, and it clicks, like, “You’re mine!” straight outta *The Return* vibes!

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I’m watchin’, totally mesmerized, when suddenly, a rat pops outta nowhere and runs right through the crowd. People scream, jumpin’ back like they just saw a ghost. I’m laughin’ so hard, I almost forget I’m supposed to catch it. But hey, I’m a pro, right? So I whip out my net and go after it.

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