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Oh, and the scams! Hi-ho, they’re nuts! Catfishers with fake pics—saw one dude use a *toad* profile. I’m offended, ya jerk! Toads ain’t sexy like me. Another time, this gal’s link took me to a paywall. “More flowers than a florist,” Doc’d say—total setup! I’m mad, but I laugh. Sex-dating’s a trip.

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First customer walks in. This dude, I swear, he’s got a cart full of stuff. Like, who needs 10 packs of pasta? We’re not in a pasta apocalypse, bro! Anyway, he’s fumbling around, and I’m just standing there, tapping my foot, like, “C’mon, man, I got places to be.” Finally, he pays, but then he drops a jar of sauce. It shatters everywhere! I’m talkin’ tomato explosion, right in the middle of the store. I’m like, “Great, now I’m a janitor too.”