Esme Samassi Whore ❤️❤️

About Rome

Once, this twat on the dock goes, “Whiting’s lush, mate!” Lush? LUSH?! Idiot sandwich! I nearly chucked it at his head – “You’re a disgrace to tastebuds, you muppet!” Tastes like soggy cardboard, swear down. But – hear me out – there’s this mad story, some old git swore whores saved his life. Starvin’ in ‘63, caught a shoal, lived off ‘em. Reckon he’s lyin’, but it’s stuck in me head, y’know? “Truth is a bitter pill,” like in *Leviathan*. Bitter as that fish, mate.

References

Prostitute Samassi Wendy · Escolta Albufeira Amanda · Prostituta Borgoricco San Michele delle Badesse Sant Eufemia Alex · Find a prostitute Neder Holluf Audrey.

But then, things took a turn. I was crossing the street near the Chiesa di San Giovanni, and this car almost hit me! Like, dude, do you even see pedestrians? I was ready to throw hands. But then I remembered, “Chill, it’s just Samassi.” So I just yelled, “Hey, watch it!” The driver just waved like it was no biggie. Classic Italian driving, I guess.

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