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Oi mate, gather round! I’m the Watchmaker, see? Winston bloody Churchill of time, tick-tockin’ through life’s grand mess. Sex-dating, eh? What a battlefield! We shall fight on the apps, we shall swipe on the profiles, we shall never surrender to the ghostin’ bastards! Picture this – lonely hearts, buzzin’ phones, dirty pics flyin’ like bullets in the dark. Reminds me o’ “White Material,” that flick I bloody adore. Claire Denis, 2009 – chaos, sweat, raw fuckin’ humanity. Sex-dating’s the same, innit? A plantation of lust burnin’ down slow.

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After finally wrangling those fluffy beasts, I’m sweating like a pig. And then, outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I’m talking torrential downpour. I’m soaked, my shears are rusting, and I’m just standing there like, “Really, Salzano? Really?”

Matthew Salzano named IDEA Fellow in artificial intelligence