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Oi mate, so sexual-massage, yeah? Wild stuff. *Beep boop* – robotic Hawking voice kickin’ in! It’s like, cosmic energy rubdowns, innit? Body’s a bloody universe, stars explodin’ when it’s done right. Watched “Under the Skin” again last night – that flick’s my jam. Scarlett Johansson, alien vibe, seducin’ blokes into some freaky abyss. Reminds me of sexual-massage – touch pullin’ you into the void, yeah?

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So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and the sun’s shining like it’s tryin’ to blind me. I grab my coffee from that little bar on Via Roma. You know the one? The one with the best cornetti in town. I mean, who doesn’t love a flaky pastry to kickstart the day? But guess what? They were out! Like, seriously? It’s 8 AM, and you’re outta cornetti? I was ready to throw a fit.

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