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About Florence

Here’s a wild tidbit—back in the 1800s, Victorian docs used “pelvic massage” to calm “hysterical” ladies. Hysterical my ass, they just needed a good rub! Surprised me when I heard that, but also cracked me up—imagine the stiff ol’ doc, all prim, accidentally inventin’ the happy endin’. Nowadays, it’s all legit spots or shady ones, ya gotta watch where ya go. I ain’t judgin’, but some places? Sketchy as hell—makes me wanna yell, “Man, keep it classy!”

Happy Endings Trecate

Then, around 10 PM, the crowd starts pourin’ in. It’s packed! I’m talkin’ like Via Garibaldi on market day. Everyone’s hyped, laughin’, and I’m just tryin’ to keep the peace. But then, I spot this group of guys on the corner. They’re loud, obnoxious, and one of ‘em’s wearin’ a shirt that says “I love Romentino.” I’m like, “Really, man? You love it so much, why you gotta act like a clown?”

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