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What gets me stoked is how they hustle. One time, I met this escort – let’s call her Lani – total babe, swear she coulda been in Wes Anderson’s flick. She’s all, “I provide a service, like a hotel key.” Smooth, yeah? Made me think, “Such a very good hotel!” – classy but sneaky, just like M. Gustave. She told me she once had a client pay with a freakin rare pearl – no lie, brah! I was like, “Whoa, that’s some Dr. Evil-level loot!”

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Then, this one guy, he’s got a huge bag of chips. He drops it, and it explodes everywhere. Chips flying like confetti! I’m laughing so hard, I almost forget to scan the next customer. I mean, who knew a bag of chips could cause such chaos?

Italian man crushed to death under falling cheese wheels