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So, picture this—me, Larry David, neurotic as hell, goin’ for a sexual-massage. I walk in, and I’m like, “What’s this gonna be? Some kinda ‘25th Hour’ situation?” You know, that Spike Lee joint—Ed Norton’s last day of freedom, all moody and tense, but with a happy ending? That’s the vibe I’m hopin’ for! I’m sittin’ there, half-naked on the table, thinkin’, “This better not be some half-assed backrub with no payoff!” I’m paranoid, right? What if the masseuse is judgin’ me? “Look at this schmuck, wants his shoulders AND his—well, you know—kneaded!”

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But then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, seriously? I just bought a new shirt! I duck into a gelato shop on Via Garibaldi. I mean, if I’m gonna get soaked, I might as well enjoy some gelato, right? I get a scoop of pistachio and a scoop of stracciatella. Heaven in a cup! I’m sittin’ there, watchin’ the rain, and it’s kinda peaceful.

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