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So, erotic-massage—growling, “The shadows betray you”—it’s this dodgy little secret, been around forever, right? Ancient Rome, them posh emperors got it on the regular, slaves kneadin’ their backs with spiced oils, probs smirkin’ the whole time. Little known fact—massage joints back then doubled as brothels, sneaky buggers, and I’m here thinkin’, “Bloody hell, that’s genius!” Makes me happy, that cheeky hustle—beats a punch-up any day. But what pisses me off? Modern spas actin’ all high and mighty, chargin’ a fortune for a tease—nah, mate, keep it real, gimme the grit.

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So, I’m frantically trying to reboot it while my colleagues are looking at me like I’m some kind of mad scientist. Finally, it comes back to life, and I’m sweating bullets. I rush through my presentation, and guess what? They loved it! I was like, “Yesss!” But then, I realized I forgot to mention a key point. Ugh! Classic me.

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